Perhaps stemming from their European origin, Keithlys love Speedos. They love threatening to show up somewhere wearing Speedos, comparing Speedos, taking pictures in Speedos, but most of all they love to wear Speedos in public. The more people present, the better.
There are several photographs of Keithlys wearing Speedos during their 2004 trip to Hawaii (which 88.8% of Keithlys were invited to). During a celebratory float down a river after a Keithly’s graduation ceremony, a Keithly once wore Speedos and earned the nickname among drunken coeds of “Speedo Man.” Keithlys have also played water polo and swam competitively while wearing speedos, and one Keithly will admit to running around in the rain wearing only a Speedo. There is even television footage of a Keithly wearing Speedos to a cycling event in the mountains, shamelessly running alongside Lance Armstrong, cheering him on.
It is only a myth that Keithlys enjoy wearing thongs in public. While there have been several recorded instances of Keithlys making their Speedos appear to be a thong, there is no evidence to suggest that they wear actual thongs in public. Perhaps the confusion stems from an incident in 2006, in which a Keithly jokingly asked another Keithly to loan him a pair of Speedos and was sarcastically given a piece of her lingerie. While the Keithly decided not to wear the thong, a non-Keithly male put it on and joined the party in the hot tub. It is still a mystery whether the thong owner went on to wear it again in privacy. Whatever the reason, the fact remains that Keithlys have drawn a very clear line between wearing Speedos and thongs in public and to date refuse to cross that line.
There are several photographs of Keithlys wearing Speedos during their 2004 trip to Hawaii (which 88.8% of Keithlys were invited to). During a celebratory float down a river after a Keithly’s graduation ceremony, a Keithly once wore Speedos and earned the nickname among drunken coeds of “Speedo Man.” Keithlys have also played water polo and swam competitively while wearing speedos, and one Keithly will admit to running around in the rain wearing only a Speedo. There is even television footage of a Keithly wearing Speedos to a cycling event in the mountains, shamelessly running alongside Lance Armstrong, cheering him on.
It is only a myth that Keithlys enjoy wearing thongs in public. While there have been several recorded instances of Keithlys making their Speedos appear to be a thong, there is no evidence to suggest that they wear actual thongs in public. Perhaps the confusion stems from an incident in 2006, in which a Keithly jokingly asked another Keithly to loan him a pair of Speedos and was sarcastically given a piece of her lingerie. While the Keithly decided not to wear the thong, a non-Keithly male put it on and joined the party in the hot tub. It is still a mystery whether the thong owner went on to wear it again in privacy. Whatever the reason, the fact remains that Keithlys have drawn a very clear line between wearing Speedos and thongs in public and to date refuse to cross that line.
is this a wikipedia entry?
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