Stuff Keithlys Like

The venerable urbandictionary.com defines a fair weather fan as “A fan of a sports team who only shows support when the team is doing well. ...

Keithlys love Duke, the King Charles Spaniel that lives with them. Perhaps a comically small extension of his previous owner, McCabe (see #...

Keithlys, and especially Keithly men, are much more likely to shave any part of their bodies than the average man. At any given Keithly fun...

Because each Keithly secretly believes him/herself to be the smartest person in the world, it is no surprise that a Keithly will, when given...

Ever since there were enough members in the tribe’s extended family to require two tables, there have been two classes of Keithlys: those wh...

In a tradition that has been compared to a trek to the Ganges River by a Hindu or a ceremonial trip to Mecca by a Muslim, a Keithly will tak...

Regardless of your name, or the Keithly’s age, there is a 98% chance that a Keithly will come up with an offensive nickname for you. Therefo...