Keithlys like to live in garages. In a garage, it is hard to make a mess. Plus, sleeping next to lawnmowers and power tools just feels natural to a Keithly. This, in combination with the fact that a Keithly also once slept on park benches most nights for an entire summer in Europe without shaving or bathing, and the bearded era that has just begun, has led some outsiders to speculate that Keithlys are the descendents of homeless people, although that issue has been only lightly debated.
The current Chief Keithly boasts of having lived in his parents’ garage for five years. Another Keithly moved out of the Keithly house to live in a garage with McCabe and considers those days to have been the best of his life. Yet another Keithly lives in a garage as of the date of this publication and remains convinced that he is smarter than the general public for doing so.
If you want to win favor with a Keithly, tell them that you once lived in a garage. Mention that it’s not as bad as it seems and that you laid carpet down to make it more comfortable, and that the temperature is actually nicer than in a house some parts of the year.
The current Chief Keithly boasts of having lived in his parents’ garage for five years. Another Keithly moved out of the Keithly house to live in a garage with McCabe and considers those days to have been the best of his life. Yet another Keithly lives in a garage as of the date of this publication and remains convinced that he is smarter than the general public for doing so.
If you want to win favor with a Keithly, tell them that you once lived in a garage. Mention that it’s not as bad as it seems and that you laid carpet down to make it more comfortable, and that the temperature is actually nicer than in a house some parts of the year.
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